I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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