why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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