he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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