yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Randomize
