Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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