Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
