OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize
