chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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