I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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