Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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