what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I can feel your judgement through the phone
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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