She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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