grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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