big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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