Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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