That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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