just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My brain says no but my pants say off.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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