Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm passing your future prison.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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