I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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