we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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