Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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