So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
