hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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