I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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