When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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