he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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