Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so explain again why im purple
no
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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