I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
