I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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