I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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