So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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