my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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