so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
you never un-have a 4some
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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