Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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