He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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