I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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