i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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