well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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