I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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