You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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