i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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