You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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