found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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