its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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