herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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