I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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