weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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