He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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