and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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