So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Never underestimate the power of titties
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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