i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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