check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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