If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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