My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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