Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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