Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
