Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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